Happy Holidays

I recently got a generic holiday card (I won't say where from) spewing with relativistic thought. I guess that's what it takes to survive this pluralistic world. Here's the text:

Whatever is beautiful,
whatever is meaningful,
whatever brings you happiness ...
May it be yours this Holiday Season
and throughout the coming year.

So if you're a child molester and that's what makes you happy, go for it this holiday season!